lots of rock. thanks everyone for your support. you guys rule. making new friends is lots of fun. we'll be back soon...

the small brown bike show was a rock fest. biddy biddy biddy was great, and of course kid brother collective put on a great show. astounding.

kurtster: "WOOO!!! *mumble mumble mumble* WOOOO! YEEEEAAAHHH! WOOO!!"

drunk guys at dirt fest... nice.

a peanut butter sandwich sounds mighty good right now

Oh yea Well I have Chilli Covered Noodles and they are SOOO much more rock star than regular Noodles!

read and be elightened by the knowledge of sir tony the third, and patrick, esquire.

NwOrNvrRokstar: this is an extremely punk rock rootbeer float
myowndisaster1: cool, whats the float factor?
myowndisaster1: 1-10
NwOrNvrRokstar: 7.2 and da third
myowndisaster1: dude!@#%
myowndisaster1: not bad i must say!
NwOrNvrRokstar: its butter pecan and mug
myowndisaster1: weirdness
myowndisaster1: i dont get it really
myowndisaster1: root beer float. butter pecan. spatula. plate.?
NwOrNvrRokstar: big boy christmas special decoration glass
myowndisaster1: full lefthanded steak with 458 toppings highway median extra tomato sir? no thanks i'll take the wrong way home read a book
NwOrNvrRokstar: its a newspaper sam but the chickecn doesnt believe me but i convey that i start too close to the finish line excepting the steak as it is in the frier
myowndisaster1: duder! my friend pete rocked the backwards hall with his mistakingly huge crayon which proceeded to back into a dumpster filled with a full orchestra playing tunes like motley crue did when they jumped in a ship and said poetic words to girls with dresses that didnt match
NwOrNvrRokstar: although lastose intolerent betsy gradels dice and trice pillar cheese sauce digest for men says ppl over the age of 65 take menstrual organ punch cherry flavo-deluxe soup kitchen chef boyardee's greatest hits palyin over the trans tube grendel radio with out the widerspoon sub-contracter screaming down the throats over innocent millions pleading for their everlasting gobstopper expansion buses while taking english courses at state valley high coed puter courses.
NwOrNvrRokstar: lactose intolerent
myowndisaster1: hmm.. i once saw a tv jump up and bite me in the throat when i called him 1+2=5 because it doesnt, he said double negatives are the equivalent of cottage cheese drowning "the man", who suppresses us. then 4 men in suits floated towards a ceiling when we were outside and a plane crashed into a plate of burgers and notepads which were inscribed with the initials "A.S.S."
NwOrNvrRokstar: linberger cheese has no flagelants only love for the borrito

32 Things I Bet You Didn't Know

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. YUCK!
3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. I know some people like that!
6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.
8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! I knew it !
10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
14. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before.
15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Who was the sadist who discovered this??
17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. WHAT???
21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
23. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. GOOD FACT TO REMEMBER??
24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. ????
29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. Not to mention the other drawback to farting in such a confined space....
32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

so i walkded into this bar right? and this old rabbi guy says SHALLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! and i get freaked out its great fun this blogger thing and the show went EXTREMEly well!!!!!!! oh yeah just for the record i have a laceration in my right vocal chord and all shows will be posponed till further notice....im sorry but im just kidding HA HA HA !! wasnt that the most funniest thing in the whole universe wow i had you goin didnt i. YES i did!!! so i said back to the rabbi LAZEA COMPEY TOUNE!!!!! figure that one out...

*gives tony a high five* ...the party is at my house. make sure you bring all your drunk bum friends. hahaha.

hey tweety bird, where tha party at? uh oh, uh oh. c'mon boy, gimme five

i like mechanical pencils.